Shawn Bradley is tall.
Jerry Seinfeld is Jewish.
Karen Borta is female.
Ruben Sierra is Puerto Rican.
Travis Roy is paralyzed.
Usain Bolt is fast.
Bill Clinton is liberal.
Condoleeza Rice is black.
Jason Collins is gay.
James Garner is old.
Prince is short.
Jamaal Wilkes is Muslim.
Brad Pitt is white.
Stanley Tucci is bald.
Kate Moss is skinny.
Tim Tebow is Christian.
Mitt Romney is conservative.
Ron Washington is male.
Bill Gates is rich.
Richard Gere is Buddhist.
Michelle Wie is Asian.
Jennifer Aniston is straight.
Elvis Andrus is handsome.
CJ Wilson is straight edge.
KRS-One is Hindu.
Shakira is hot.....

This shit ain't that difficult, yo.